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Zebra Corset

MSRP: $149.00 (You save $50.00)
$99.00
SKU:
Zebra-Corset
Brand:
OC
Weight:
1.00 LBS
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Product Description

The Zebras are lulled to sleep by Morgan Freeman's smooth, soothing, majestic voice. The Zebras are then shot in the face to preserve the majority of the hide. Don't worry, PETA, it's instant, painless and we don't waist a singe bit of the precious Zebra. Though we only use the hide for our corsets, all other parts are sold on the black market, helping reduce the price of your corset! The stitching on this beautiful corset is made from extinct, Mammoth hair.

  • It's made with bits of real Zebra, so you know it's good.
  • 60% of the time, it works everytime!
  • It's illegal in 9 countries!
  • I'm not going to lie to you, it smells like pure gasoline...

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